Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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