my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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