is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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