I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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