Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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