I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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