Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I fill condoms, not promises.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He did a backflip because drugs
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