Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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