my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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