Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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