Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Come on in and take your pants off
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