Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off