It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?