You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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