Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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