do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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