Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Semen is not good for contacts.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
