In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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