oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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