the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We have started to decorate penises.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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