Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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