piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
handjob tips. give me some.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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