I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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