And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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