i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Enjoy the penises
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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