Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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I just want to make out with him forever
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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