Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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