I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Randomize
