oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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