That's intense
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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