i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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