garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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