Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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