I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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