She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
you never un-have a 4some
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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