it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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