I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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