She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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