What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
you would pick up someone in the library
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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