I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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