that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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