you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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