Life is so much better after having sex.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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