Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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