We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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