I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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