I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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