I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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