yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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