She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
