roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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