Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
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