i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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