Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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