can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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