she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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